Second Hand Stink

Have you ever walked into an empty bathroom and it smelled really bad? And then have you ever proceeded with your number 1’s and 2’s anyway? And then have you ever been washing up afterword, and someone else walks in? And then you are labeled with the stigma of ‘stinky poo guy’?

You know stinky poo guy. Egg white separating, broccoli eating, yogurt sucking, granola snacking, soy milk drinking, full of fiber stinky poo guy. You know, the guy that when you are walking to the bathroom and see him go in before you – you decide you can hold it a while, or that you might try the bathroom at the other end of the building. Yes, that guy.

Well, if that stuff has happened to you – you are that guy. At least in someone’s eyes. It isn’t like you can say anything like ‘wasn’t me’, or ‘last guy’. Not only is it unbelievable, it is more importantly a violation of bathroom edicii (that’s plural for edicate).

There you are stinky poo guy. A victim of second had stink.