Thursday, September 3, 2009

Cats and Dogs

I promised I would get back to this...

So cats don’t get lost (or found). If you think they do, your cat is smarter than you. Cats do whatever the hell they want. If it isn’t around anymore its because it didn’t want to be, and went somewhere else. Not lost, just gone. Similarly, you don’t find a cat. It finds you. It identifies something that you have that it wants and proceeds to take it. That’s just how they operate. Cats are arrogant, self serving, and definitely not lost. If it wants to come back it will.

Dogs on the other hand, dogs get lost. They get so excited they lose all track of what is going on and find themselves somewhere new with no idea how to get back. Most of the time they want to get back, and sometimes they have a ‘Homeward Bound’ moment and do get back. But mostly, I think they just get lost.

That’s it. That’s my theory on lost cats. I also have a theory that if your house cat could figure out how, it would kill you and eat you. Just a theory, take it for what its worth.

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