Without opening his eyes or giving any other indication he is awake he whispers in his best Darth Vader voice ‘Dad, I already know that’.
I think he may have been telling me where to stick it.
Speaking of telling people where to stick it, I am sure you have seen this but I don’t care because it cracks me up.
I always wanted to win a bike race and fly the double eagle across the line. That was before I saw this guy. The six shooter alternating birds culminating in the double eagle would be the pinnacle of celebrations. Now I just need to find a race I can win.
No one wins when there is an angry beaver ravaging town. I stumbled across this the other day.
I saw a beaver when I was rocking down the gb on the way to work one morning. Well, actually I didn’t know it was a beaver until I was rolling past it. I just said ‘nice beaver’ and kept riding. The thought never crossed my mind to dismount and place my bike between myself and the beaver. Aww hell, another opportunity lost. I have never fought a beaver before.
Apparently it isn't all that uncommon. I found this video on YouTube...
Of course that was a Russian beaver. And we all know Russains are evil right?
Anyhow, there you have it. My blog mashup.
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