From the Hill

Wearing shorts is good. Real good. Skiing is good too. But if you ski and wear shorts at the same time you are moron.

You might think that people must think you are good to be skiing in shorts, but you are wrong – people are thinking you are a moron. Skiing requires some skills – wearing clothes does not.
Maybe you think you have need to get some sun on your legs. You are right. Your legs are pasty. Crazy pasty. Downright milky. But the sun on that 2 inches of exposed flesh between your boots and shorts isn’t gonna help. Its gonna give you a goofy ass tan. That’s what its gonna do – if you’re lucky. If you are not lucky it will just be bloody.

Maybe you think the chicks will dig it. Maybe you are right, but probably not. They are probably thinking you are a moron.

Went skiing this morning. 2 dudes in shorts – 3 kids without shirts. Morons. Every one of them.

I feel better now.