Roadsides are for stuff that you enjoy but are too embarrassed to come home with. Fast food wrappers, cigarette butts, pornography, beer cans/bottles, and apparently vodka. Most people like fast food every now and then, but God forbid you should admit it or be caught with it – solution – throw the evidence out the window. Lots of people smoke but don’t want to live with the embarrassment of dealing with the mess caused by their filthy little habit (is that opinionated?) – solution - throw it out the window. EVERYONE enjoys a little nakedness now and then – don’t admit it, throw it out the window! Some law breakers like a beer in the car – this is illegal, not to mention your spouse (or mom) won’t like it – solution – throw it out the freaking window!
There is an alcoholic in my neighborhood who drinks a little shot bottle of Smirnoff everyday in the car. I am speculating he/she doesn’t want their spouse/parent to know – solution – throw it out the window!
“Honey, your breath smells funny?”
“Oh, that’s just mouthwash – I wanted to be fresh for you when I got home…”
At least I think the person is an alcoholic. Does drinking a Smirnoff a day make you an alchy?
I’m more of a Mike’s Hard Lemonade guy – I know that is like drinking wine coolers and makes me weak. Admitting that you like girly alcohol is like admitting you like Bon Jovi, but hey, ‘Dead or Alive’ is a good song right???
…errr, I mean Metallica ROCKS!! – pass the Jack Daniels!!
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