I was out on a training ride yesterday and passed this sign. Well actually I have been on many training rides and passed this sign many times – yesterday just reminded me that I needed to rant about it.
I don’t get it. Isn’t one Dick enough. Why the double Dick.
I can just imagine the thought process behind this one…
Nurse – Congratulations on the new baby!
Dick (what else could his name be) – I want to name him Dick Jr.
Nurse – It’s a girl.
Dick – Oh, yeah, um, well…
Mom – How about Dixie, that’s cute!
Dick – Yeah, OK. But lets spell it D-I-C-K-sie, so she doesn’t get confused with all of the other Dixies…
WTF? I mean really. I guess at least it wasn’t a James Bond fan, and named her Ivana, or Alotta. But Dicksie? I can’t help but to think this might have been a good place for a Jennifer or something.
I don’t get it. Isn’t one Dick enough. Why the double Dick.
I can just imagine the thought process behind this one…
Nurse – Congratulations on the new baby!
Dick (what else could his name be) – I want to name him Dick Jr.
Nurse – It’s a girl.
Dick – Oh, yeah, um, well…
Mom – How about Dixie, that’s cute!
Dick – Yeah, OK. But lets spell it D-I-C-K-sie, so she doesn’t get confused with all of the other Dixies…
WTF? I mean really. I guess at least it wasn’t a James Bond fan, and named her Ivana, or Alotta. But Dicksie? I can’t help but to think this might have been a good place for a Jennifer or something.
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The Real Double Richard...
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