For the first time the other day I realized that I don’t have a forest, much less forests.
It kind of pissed me off you know. I don’t have a forest and besides, who the hell is this dam guy to tell me what to do with them if I did. I mean really. I am guessing that the forests upstream were greener before they were inundated with water. I don’t know, maybe I am wrong.
I am a little surprised that it took so long for me to become cynical enough to realize that I don’t have any forests. I mean, in the past I probably just thought they were referring to the national forests which are supposed to be everyone’s forests. Yeah, now I know they definitely not my forests – they belong to loggers, ranchers, and miners and are managed by judges.
Anyhow, right, I don’t have any forests. I don’t have any dams either. If I did have a dam I wouldn’t use it to tell people how to manage their forests. I might use it to tell people how I manage my dam, something like this…
Or maybe I would do something like this…
Or if it was near Boise, maybe this…
Damn. If only I had a dam.
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